You are being lied to. Again.
You’ve been told AI is the future - the ultimate disruptor. You’ve been sold a story about transformation, efficiency, and unprecedented growth. You've sat through the demos, read the white papers, and approved the seven-figure budgets…
…and yet you have a nagging feeling you’re being taken for a ride.
Your initiatives are stalling.
The "quick wins" are neither quick nor wins.
Your ROI is MIA.
The consultants you hired are recycling the same frameworks they used for "digital transformation" last year, just with an AI sticker on the cover. They push Microsoft CoPilot and Salesforce Einstein because they get a big commission check - not because they are the right solutions for you.
The same firms that invented Y2K, oversold the web, over-promised on digital transformation, exaggerated cyber risks, and couldn't define crypto or metaverse are now suddenly AI experts and “thought leaders”. They are selling you a future painted in hype, funded by your budget, and designed to line their pockets.
Consultants whisper "best practices" that are really best for their billables. Workshops unearth more work for them. "Current state assessments" map your pains to their upsell pipeline.
They’ve borrowed your watch to tell you the time, and they’re charging you for the privilege.
They are the Jabberwock - a monster of hype with jaws of vendor lock-in and claws of endless change orders. It thrives in the "tulgey wood" of asymmetric information, preying on the gap between what you know and what they claim to know.
ENOUGH!
The stakes have never been higher. New technologies and disruptive business models are not features; they are fundamentally rewiring business and society. Getting it wrong isn't a missed milestone; it's a catastrophic waste of capital and a permanent loss of competitive ground… not to mention a fast path to losing your job.
We believe you deserve a partner whose only incentive is your success. A partner who brings the rigor of world-class consulting without the baggage of its broken business model. A partner who will tell you the unvarnished truth, even when it hurts.
You don't need another consultant. You need a vorpal blade to cut through the nonsense – protecting your capital, your reputation, your competitive advantage, and your job.
We are that blade. We are Vorpal Hedge.
Vorpal Hedge is your vorpal sword, forged from decades at the forefront of tech waves. We have the scars from every hype cycle since the dial-up tone. We have built the tech, led the teams, shipped the products, and sat in your chair.
We don't sell technology. We don't push platforms. We don’t seek to “land and expand”.
We answer only to truth, outcomes, and your P&L. No referral fees, no reseller margins, no back-door quotas. We hedge your risks, sharpen your edge, and guarantee results on fixes, savings, and ROI - because if we don't deliver, we don't get paid.
We are the hedge fund of consulting - paid on alpha, not on slideware.
We're here to arm you against the charlatans and snake oil peddlers. With us, you’ll lash out at the lies, reclaim control, and wield disruption and innovation as tools for real progress.
Stop being a victim of asymmetric information.
Start fighting back.
Slay the Jabberwock.
Yours in fury and focus,
VORPAL HEDGE